My big poker eye...

With my big eye I can see into souls and that means I know your cards and am gonna kick your ass, I probably won't get very far trying to steal your mrs but that's ok with me cos I'm gonna take all your money...

See this fella down at the casino or card room then give him a wide birth because he'll see your cards in your eyes

If you like my poker faces, please also read: Matt's UK Poker Blog.